unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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ukulelerapboy:

but i can’t

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whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

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done:

with your shit

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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